Husband Wife Relationship Thoughts

Husband Wife Relationship Thoughts

Husband Wife Relationship Thoughts

“The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.”
~B.R. Ambedkar

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
~Rita Rudner

“A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife is the supreme setting in which children can be reared in love and righteousness and in which the spiritual and physical needs of children can be met.”
~David A. Bednar

“The King did what all wise husbands do. He did as he was told.”
~Toby Forward, Fireborn

“Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two. “
~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary, 1911

“I work a lot of hours, and in this business you really try to keep as busy as you possibly can. Sometimes when you really focus on kids in your free time you lose the husband and wife relationship to some degree. It’s been a real focus for us to make sure we stay focused on us two.”
~Cameron Mathison

“Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.”

“The silence stretched out between us as I stared at him, the tears blurring my vision as I waited for him to save me from this torment. Surely he could find a way.”
~Kathryn Michaels, Crazy for Milk

“Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.”
~Simone Signoret

“Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other’s faults.”
~Richard Armour

“Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.”
~Barnett R. Brickner

“Should I rejoice in the inferiority of my fate?” – John Lockwood”
~Noorilhuda, The Governess

“The love of husband and wife, which is creative of new human life, is a marvellously personal sharing in the creative love of God who brings into being the eternal soul that comes to every human being with the gift of human life.”
~Vincent Nichols

“If we women were particular about men’s characters, we should never get married at all.”
~George Bernard Shaw, Heartbreak House

“The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.”
~William Blackstone

“After you play husband and wife on camera multiple times, it becomes easy to be husband and wife off camera as well.”
~Amy Yasbeck

“The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn’t marry me.
~Robert Brault,

“My Wife, I get to keep you forever.
~Lucian Bane~” Lucian Bane, White Knight Dom Academy: The Beginning

“A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.”
~James H. Boren

“I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say ‘I do’ and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom’s birthday.”
~Cathy Guisewite

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.
~H. L. Mencken

“Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.”

“A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.”
~Anne Taylor Fleming

“Woke up in bed with a gorgeous woman, who I’m going to have lunch and the rest of my life with.”
~Jason Barmer,

“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”
~Doug Larson

“One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.”
~Judith Viorst

“Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night.”
~Paul Hornung

“Divorce: The past tense of marriage.”

“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
~Katherine Hepburn

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.”
~Robert Anderson, Solitaire & Double Solitaire

“There is no such cozy combination as man and wife.”

“Two things are owed to truthfulness — lasting marriages and short friendships.”
~Robert Brault,

“It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.”
~Benjamin Disraeli

“The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity.”
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller’s Housekeeping Hints, 1966

“In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all.”
~Anne Sophie Swetchine

“In a time when nothing is more certain than change, the commitment of two people to one another has become difficult and rare. Yet, by its scarcity, the beauty and value of this exchange have only been enhanced.”
~Robert Sexton

“An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.”
~Pliny the Younger, Letters

“If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping.”
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

“A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.”
~W. Somerset Maugham

“If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,
Happy together, the gods themselves are helpless
Against them while they stand so.”
~Maxwell Anderson
“After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6º of marriage!”
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

“There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship.”
~Iris Murdoch

“English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.”
~Author Unknown

“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.”
~Paul Sweeney
“Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.”
~Francis Rodman

“Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.”
~Beverley Nichols

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”

“Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage.”
~Finnish Proverb

“A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.”
~James H. Boren

“All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.”
~Raymond Hull

“One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.”
~George MacDonald

“As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.”

“Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
~Mark Twain